Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Points To Ponder 06/11/2009

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JOKE TO PONDER:
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While I don't normally attach jokes with my Points To Ponder..... I couldn't resist this one from a friend in Colorado....
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An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.

His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.


Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her work e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw the following note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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BIBLE QUIZ:
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Proverbs 15:17-21 (NIV) Fill in the blanks . .

17 Better a meal of vegetables where there is love than a fattened calf with ___________.
18 A hot-tempered man stirs up dissension, but a patient man calms a quarrel.
19 The way of the sluggard is blocked with thorns, but the path of the upright is a highway.
20 A wise son brings joy to his father, but a foolish man despises his __________.
21 Folly delights a man who lacks judgment, but a man of understanding keeps a straight course. **********

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